orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

your url shows what you want most in life


HP meme: nine characters
[3/9] Sirius Black: “Personally, I’d have welcomed a dementor attack. A deadly struggle for my soul would have broken the monotony nicely.”


tastefullyoffensive:

Who wore it better? [via]


trillow:

this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid


"If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams."



homme-brella:

I WENT TO TARGET TODAY AND SOMEONE BENT THE FUCKING AD FOR THE IPHONE I DIED


bonnyanne:

Albus Severus Potter and the curse of the awful name.

"It is our names, Albus, that show which child our parents really hate, far more than our abilities"



Rate My Professor. 


operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok



mysoulburns:

THANK YOU